I cannot believe it, both of my editors collapsing under deadline pressure. Visin is turning his article on Black Swan Theory into a book and is whining that he needs to do more research, and Atani is whinging that he is waiting on NetFlix for a re-view of the movie before he completes his magnum-opus. So, I am now throwing Uræd, our legal counsel and editor in the Economics, and Public Policy & Law departments into fill the breach with his latest contribution to economic theory.