
Still want to be a pirate? On which end of the plank do you place yourself? [Walking the Plank, Howard Pyle, 1887]
So, let me be out front with it – I don’t like pirates.
Let’s be honest here, that for all of the “Arghhh!” whooping good-time grog drinking and hearty sea chanty singing, pirates and the act of piracy are still nothing that any modern person should want to share the same planet with. If I press the point I think you will have to agree with me – so I will.